Before wondering what all of this has to do with poker, here’s a hint: the app is called Dan Bilzerian’s Blitz Poker which usually means you can play some poker. NO, NOT strip poker - unfortunately we might add - but actual grab-a-seat-at-a-table poker while counting your immense stack. Disclaimer: GG International Limited, trading as GGPoker; is regulated by the Isle of Man Gambling Supervision Commission under a Licence issued under the Online Gambling Regulations Act 2001 on 15 October 2020. Registered address is Clinch’s House, Lord Street, Douglas, Isle of Man, IM99 1RZ.
Anyone who follows Dan Bilzerian‘s life on Instagram has thought at one point or another “that dude needs his own video game.”
The only important app right now is the Dan Bilzerian game. You know him from winning poker tournaments, shooting guns, yachting and having good times with the best looking girls the world has ever seen. This free game gives you a chance to enjoy the same lifestyle…
Or so it should have been…
Roll with Dan and watch his back as hot & deadly zombie chicks try to seduce him into death, or worse. Your job is to gun down these horny invaders and make sure Dan does his thing: activate signal beacons to turn the undead into plain dead. Can you imagine anything more heroic than gambling, especially with your life? Choose weapons depending on your bloodthirst and improve them into your own custom-made killing tools and go trigger-happy across the States.
You and Dan have to team up to take out hot women that turned into zombies after a radiation burst in Area 51, Nevada. And when we say take them out, we don’t mean take them out to dinner. Your mission is to gun down these zombies before they get Dan, who has to activate signal beacons so you both get a chance to carry out the mission: escape the zombie madness and survive. Helping you out are Dan’s trusted friends, his pet goat Zeus and adorable Smushball the cat.
In case you’re curious about those zombie chicks….
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I’d let Lucy eat my brains if I could touch her yabbos. Fair is fair.
If you can’t live the life, you might as well protect it. The game hits app stores next week.
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Dan Bilzerian, a man who claims to be among the winningest players in private, high-stakes cash games, has been signed as a brand ambassador by online poker site GGPoker.
The signing follows deals with notables like Daniel Negreanu, who ended his 12-year role with PokerStars before joining GGPoker, as well as top-ranked players Fedor Holz, Bertrand “ElkY” Grospellier, and Felipe Ramos.
GGPoker is hoping that Bilzerian will continue to attract big cash games to the site, which has become a spot frequented by many high-stakes players in the last year.
BREAKING…GGPoker</a> welcomes <a href='https://twitter.com/DanBilzerian?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw'>DanBilzerian as our brand new ambassador.
Stay tuned to all of our channels, over the next 24 hours, to find out exactly what he'll be getting up to .
There'll be something for EVERYONE!
https://t.co/EPk6XrlBcH#GGPokerpic.twitter.com/Bac5bT74Oq
— GGPoker – HOME OF ONLINEPOKER'S LARGESTPRIZEPOOL (@GGPoker) December 3, 2020
In addition to poker, Bilzerian is known for being an “influencer.” His not-safe-for-work social media pages have earned him the nickname, the King of Instagram. The 39-year-old has nearly 33 million followers on the platform, where he is known for showing off his exotic travels, collection of weapons, stacks of cash, and seemingly endless stream of half-naked women.
Bilzerian has been involved in numerous prop bets over the years with other members of the poker community, most notably when he won nearly $1 million by cycling from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in less than two days. He even hired Lance Armstrong to help him train for the feat.
He has appeared in a handful of movies, some of which he helped finance, including Lone Survivor, Extraction, War Dogs, and Olympus Has Fallen.
Bilzerian has also had more than his fair share of legal issues. He is the CEO of a company that sells e-cigarettes and CBD oils, although according to a Forbes report, he is currently being sued by the company’s former president. Bilzerian is accused of fraud, having used the businesses resources to fund his lavish lifestyle.
He was also sued in 2014 for $1 million by a model after an alleged brawl in a Miami nightclub, and was later sued by a porn actress after he threw her off the roof of a house and into a pool. Later that year, he was arrested for bomb-making charges, and had to release a public service announcement to avoid prison time.
The news of his signing was polarizing, to say the least. After numerous players called out the site for hiring someone with a questionable history with women, Bilzerian himself proved their point by calling one female pro a “hoe” (sic).
GGPoker making all the moves! When it comes to poker and mainstream reach, there isn’t a bigger influencer in the world.
Welcome aboard @DanBilzerian.
Stay tuned for some sick promotions… https://t.co/ReEZ7zUtnd
— Daniel Negreanu (@RealKidPoker) December 3, 2020
Dan Bilzerian becoming a GG poker ambassador is the equivalent of me becoming an ambassador for GQ
— Doug 'Truck Driver' Polk (@DougPolkVids) December 3, 2020
Hot on the heels of DanBilzerian</a> Who should <a href='https://twitter.com/GGPoker?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw'>GGPoker sign as their next ambassador?
Wrong answers only
— Max Silver (@max_silver) December 3, 2020
Yuck.
This guy’s audience is a bunch of toxic losers – literally the worst kind we could add to our community.
Feels extra gross given how he treats women like literal props.
Super disappointing GG, lot of us loved what you’d been doing.
— Vanessa Kade (@VanessaKade) December 3, 2020
They really do care about the women over there. pic.twitter.com/QWMwxCNLp4
— Melissa Burr (@burrrrrberry) December 3, 2020
Quiet hoe, nobody knows who you are
— Dan Bilzerian (@DanBilzerian) December 4, 2020
Lots of people are saying mean things about Dan Bilzerian, but I’ll try to add some positivity. He is truly gifted at getting other people to make bad decisions.
— Isaac Haxton (@ikepoker) December 4, 2020
This is funny but the fact is @DanBilzerian has made more money in poker than the entire squad of Truck Drivers. Now that's mainly due to game selection but still #1 Armenian poker player. https://t.co/746reCYhdu
— Bill Perkins (Guy) (@bp22) December 4, 2020
I have a good idea for a new GG ambassador. He will be jobless on Jan 21 and he appeals to the right demographic.
Dan Bilzerian Online Casino App
— David Baker (@audavidb) December 4, 2020